10 Funny Jokes

Bee just came and bought me AMW for me and my family.. awww... so late he still buy for me, love him so much. Muckxx. Anyway... stop with the awwww.... story. Seem i can't sleep, so i decide to post some funny jokes... to make myself laugh. Hope no one see i laugh or else they thing i'm going "ku ku" or something!!! Okey okey, u was thinking why i so lame. But nvm, sometime ppl do crazy stuff like me. This not so crazy. U should see i do even crazy stuff... I know what u thinking??? Too bad i won't tell u!!  

1)Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P

2)2 friends,

“see” & “saw”:

1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.

That is how to exercise your brain..!

3)READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.

On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
“DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..

he almost fainted to see..
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Retail Price: Rs 30/-

4)Teacher : What do you call a person

who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

5)Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top

6)Never KISS a lady police,

She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

7)A man to Santa:

Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”

8)Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.

A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time,
then you will ask about me,my name,job etc.
Then i will ask about you,both of us will be frank.
By chance you may get the seat with me.
Then you may get down at my station.
My daughter will come to receive me.
She will meet you. She is beautiful.
You may fall in love with her,she too.
Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me.
And i am sorry that
I dont want such a poor son in law
who hasn’t his own watch to see the time. ;-) :)

9)Girls are like phones.

We like to be held
and talked too-
but if u press the
wrong button
u’ll be disconnected

10)Americans make a car

& 2 get some touch ups
They snd it 2 Japan
& they add a faster engine
Thn Japan sent it 2 UK
Who then added tinted windows
Who thn sent d car to China.
They added a better interior.
Thn they sent it 2 Pakistan.
Pakistani luk @ d car & see
What a good job all of them have done.
So they flip the car over
&
Put a stamp on MADE IN PAKISTAN

hahahahahaha... thats all guys. GOOD NIGHT.. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Scrapbooking??? Nilai??

Went to mummy room and lay beside her whisper, "mummy i want eat mcd" she put a smile on her face and ask me faster go change. haha.. My sister back from nilai yesterday so we will have more time to hang out. Off to mcd have our breakfast and went giant to pay bill and all stuff. Went back to our car and guess what!!!!!!!! car can't start. WTH... was waiting my dad to come and save us an hours or more. So we decide to walk around and see where can we shop. Finally dad just called me and say he coming now, so we waiting for my dad to save us from here with all the people staring at us like WTF, if u are so kind come and help lah stupid useless people! Went back straight away and dad bring our car for double check. Since we nothing to do at home, we started making scrapbook together and chit chatting. 

Mcd for breakfast.

As u can see that her face is super exited

I did post few of my work on facebook few month back i think!!. 

Me and my sister have different theme

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Make a frame put on my room. Me and my Baby hunny Bee.

Need a double tape and a sequins glitter 

 

Does we just look cute ^^

We have our dinner at home, mum cooking our fav crab.yummmm.... After eating around 9pm we fetch my sister from klang back to nilai because she have work tomorrow. On our way fetching my sister, we lost from no where is super dark and no light with all the forest. Sound scary right, it is tho!!! thank god that my sister have GPS save us from where ever we are. Went mamak after a long journey near by my sister house. 

  

Deep fried ice cream, i still remember that i just back from ns and my sister like hey wanna try i make the deep fried ice cream?? And i like huh??? whatever lah, awww.... so delicious. See how lovely my sister is?? hahaha. I miss her making this :) 

After refill our empty stomach, and we off to my sister house. My younger sis went my sister room and straight use her laptop. Me and mum was helping her clear her room. Dad is like going to fall a sleep at her bed. hahaha... everybody felt tired but hey, we still have a long journey back. Better get some rest first, went back home around 1:30am. I glad that we never lost or else i really don't know how d. ahahah.. straight fall on my bed. Have a good sleep. 

Photoshooting at Cormal tropical bukit tinggi.

Took it few weeks back at  Cormal tropical bukit tinggi. Was super duper tired, woke up early 6Am in the morning and start photoshooting from 10am till 7pm. Our sweat can equal to 10  big bottle, and our heels is killing all of us. Swear to god. is my first time feeling my leg is going to numb, broken or dead. Seriously i glad all this is over.  But hey... we have so much fun. I do wrote be4 what happen the whole day. U can check it out some older posts. Anyway... some picture of us ^^

Btw i never upload all because is a lOTss. So enjoy!!!!! 

Adelyn, Cataryna and Angeline

Lovely sister 

Special THank to Pang Tong Meng the photography. 

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